LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY

LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 1
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It’s another bright day to LAUGH-OUT-LOUD,

ENJOY!!!

LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 2

A day to your wedding, Dangote asks you to stop d planned wedding and marry his daughter or son with a sum of 500 billion; wat will you do? As for me,is not dat i like money; Is just dat I love respecting elders.??????

LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 3

My sister, if your boyfriend has a car, break the windscreen If he doesn’t beat you after that, marry him cause he’s a husband material

 

LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 4

Teacher : Name the 5 most corrupt countries in Africa

Student1 : Kenya,Uganda,Ghana, Somalia and Sierra Leone

Student 2 : What about Nigeria?

Student 1: When counting sinners, do u include satan?

 

LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 5

English teacher will ask me to write a composition about myself and still score me 2/10,please sir,are you me,am I you,is u me?

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LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 6

This morning, one cute girl was just staring at me, I was blushing ?….. Until she came closer and said “Come,,,,, u look like one groundnut seller that ran away with my change”……….

I fainted ????

 

LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 7

I can’t wait to hate my daughter boyfriends for no reason …. They must also pass through what I passed through ?

 

LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 8

In Lagos you must learn how to drive perfectly with one Hand and use the other hand to throw Wakaaaaaa ✋✋✋✋

 

LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 9

I never knew d power of warri weed until my guy sent me a text

‘good nite bro, age with grace’  ‘????

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LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 10

The teacher instructed the class to write an essay of 5 pages on “What is laziness”.

Gilda in his book left 4 pages empty and on d 5th page wrote ”DIS IS LAZINESS”

 

 

LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 11

A man asked his pastor “can you marry Dangote’s daughter with an agreement

that you’ll change your name and that of

your unborn children’s names to Dangote”?

Pastor’s Answer: “I would even add CEMENT

as my middle name so it will be like;

Rev. Dangote Cement Owusu Jr”. ???….

 

LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 12

A disgraceful moment….

is when a prostitute waves at you from the other side of the road and shout “CUSTOMER YOU NO COME TODAY?” During an evangelism exercise

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LAUGH-OUT-LOUD; JOKES BY IMOJAY 13

I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said “YOU WILL WALK”. I didn’t bother because I knew I was not lame. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I couldn’t find my wallet which contained my transport fare

Behold, I WALKED

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