It’s another bright day to LAUGH-OUT-LOUD,
A day to your wedding, Dangote asks you to stop d planned wedding and marry his daughter or son with a sum of 500 billion; wat will you do? As for me,is not dat i like money; Is just dat I love respecting elders.??????
My sister, if your boyfriend has a car, break the windscreen If he doesn’t beat you after that, marry him cause he’s a husband material
Teacher : Name the 5 most corrupt countries in Africa
Student1 : Kenya,Uganda,Ghana, Somalia and Sierra Leone
Student 2 : What about Nigeria?
Student 1: When counting sinners, do u include satan?
English teacher will ask me to write a composition about myself and still score me 2/10,please sir,are you me,am I you,is u me?
This morning, one cute girl was just staring at me, I was blushing ?….. Until she came closer and said “Come,,,,, u look like one groundnut seller that ran away with my change”……….
I fainted ????
I can’t wait to hate my daughter boyfriends for no reason …. They must also pass through what I passed through ?
In Lagos you must learn how to drive perfectly with one Hand and use the other hand to throw Wakaaaaaa ✋✋✋✋
I never knew d power of warri weed until my guy sent me a text
‘good nite bro, age with grace’ ‘????
The teacher instructed the class to write an essay of 5 pages on “What is laziness”.
Gilda in his book left 4 pages empty and on d 5th page wrote ”DIS IS LAZINESS”
A man asked his pastor “can you marry Dangote’s daughter with an agreement
that you’ll change your name and that of
your unborn children’s names to Dangote”?
Pastor’s Answer: “I would even add CEMENT
as my middle name so it will be like;
Rev. Dangote Cement Owusu Jr”. ???….
A disgraceful moment….
is when a prostitute waves at you from the other side of the road and shout “CUSTOMER YOU NO COME TODAY?” During an evangelism exercise
I attended a crusade and someone touched my shoulder and said “YOU WILL WALK”. I didn’t bother because I knew I was not lame. After the crusade, I touched my pocket and I couldn’t find my wallet which contained my transport fare
Behold, I WALKED