LAUGH OUT LOUD JOKES – BY IMOJAY

It is only in Africa that a Pastor will preach for long until you will be tempted to remind him that there is a Bible verse which says “let my people go.”

Even The Ones Wit Strong Body Odour Are Shouting “Nha Dem Dey Rush Us”, Well, What’s My Businezz? It Could Bee Flies Sha.

If chioma na Yoruba girl, she for don change her name since to olori davido, Iyawo tatti billion. ?

Buhari wants to frame me-Wike
Buhari wants to frame me- Saraki
Buhari wants to frame me- OBJ
Buhari wants to frame me- Dino
Buhari wants to frame me- Uche Secondus
Buhari wants to frame me- Fayose
Me: This Buhari must be a Photographer!

I remember those days when girls value early morning love text messages to anything … These days if your messages is not airtime or bank alert they won’t text back

OMG!! One Ibadan man just asked me how to access Facebook page from ATM.
Now i know why Ibadan people spend much time at the ATM

Your bae is dark like kiwi polish and u are calling her my sunshine
My brother darkness has nothing to do with light ? ? ? ? ?

At my age, my mom still changes TV channels when a sex or kissing scene comes up, I just smile and say this woman don’t know me

Wetin concern me with Dat….Facebook I beg stop Showing Me “PEOPLE I MAY KNOW”, All These ONES I know, What Have They Done For ME??……Wicked people Everywhere

My first kiss was when I was 6 months old.. all this neighbour would be suckling my lips… They think I don’t have sense

In Africa we don’t need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough
if you think i’m lying, bring your girlfriend home when your wife is not around and see

A man happily updated his Facebook status
‘Lord, thank you very much. I have received my salary ‘
Five minutes later the man became very sad.
Do you know why?
His landlord LIKED?
his status.