ANOTHER DAY TO LAUGH OUT LOUD – IMOJAY
A good GF is the one that will walk up to me and say… “Boo, this is half of my salary, be saving it for our wedding”
People that drink pap without sugar are the ones that will tell you “E no far, make we trek am”🚶🚶🚶till u faint and die
I just bought Gucci soap 250k, Gucci sponge 100k, Gucci towel 95k! Where can I bath so that people can know how rich I am.?
Some ladies are very funny. N15k lipsticks for a lip that cannot even pronounce Ecclesiastes
”With the way rain has been falling these days, if you see animals walking in pair 🐐🐐🐓🐓🐎🐎follow them, they might be heading for the ARK.😀😀”
My sister if your man is cheating on you with another girl, don’t cry just steal that girl’s number from his phone. Call that lady, pretend to be his sister and thank her for encouraging him for taking his H.I.V. drugs ,then sit back and watch
God will handle the rest
Don’t forget to thank me later
You Are Dating A Yahoo Boy And You Expect Him To Be Faithful And Truthful To You. Don’t You Know He Lies For A Living?
Ladies, don’t be too shy to collect airtime or money from ur EX cus its part of your retirement benefits
Stubborn student like us, we don’t submit our exams script on time, Nah invigilators dey rush us!!
Happiness is when you thought you’ve eaten the last Akara But you touched the nylon and you feel one more
I can remember wen i was in my moms womb and dat sunday, she ate yam pepper soup and pepper entered my eye..
Some wil say am lyin oo.
Am done watching Indians movie….Imagine a teacher caught a student with expo and they started dancing.
People will see their former classmate pregnant and be lyk; “Nawa o, but this girl was very quiet at school”… who said pregnancy comes with noise?