It’s a well-known fact that Hitler…
It’s a well-known fact that Hitler often consulted astrologists and people involved in the occult to get direction while Germany fought in World War II.
One day he decided to thank his chief astrologer and called him into his office to say, “we’ve done really well in the war and I’m grateful for your advice. I’m wondering something though, how come you never told me something that would be important to me like when will I die?”
The astrologer said “Mein Fuhrer, you never asked.”
Hitler says “I’m asking you now, do you know the day I’m going to die?”
The astrologer says “as a matter of fact I do know the day. You’re going to die on a Jewish holiday.”
Hitler is shocked, “that’s a horrible thing – a Jewish holiday! What Jewish holiday am I going to die on?”
The man says. “Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday.”