An Ijebu Boy traveled to Lagos after his WAEC result was
out so that his Uncle will help him get admission into the University of Lagos
to study medicine and become a medical doctor.

*The following conversation came up:*

*Boy: Uncle, I learnt it’s difficult to gain admission into
the university these days except you are well connected*

*Uncle: That’s true.*

*Boy: Since you are connected, I came to ask you if you can
help me get admission into the university after my JAMB*

*Uncle: That’s true..am connected and I will help u*

*Boy: Thank you Uncle*

*Uncle: You’re welcome…so how is your result, is it WAEC
or NECO and how many credits did you get?*

*Boy: Uncle, it’s WAEC, I had only two credits in agric and
Yoruba language but I failed the rest*    
                        

*Uncle: Well, that’s not bad, you can still be a doctor, not
a medical doctor really but native doctor (babalawo) ?. You will use
your credit in agric in collecting herbs from the forest, and Yoruba language
for incantations.*