A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in
front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. 

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off
the door on the driver’s side. 

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed
911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. 

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions,
the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked
up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did
to it. 

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting
and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. 

“I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers
are,” the cop said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you
don’t notice anything else.” 

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the
lawyer. 

The cop replied, “Don’t you know that your left
arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck
hit you.” 

“My God!” screamed the lawyer. “My
Rolex!”